Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Bear Karma!


So I come home from Boulder to find that a bear has pissed on my front porch. My neighbor managed to grab some pixs! As a dedicated conspiracy theorist...I post an article on Bruno; a bear shows up and pisses on my porch. Coincidence? I think not!

Okay, I'm SORRY AS HELL about Bruno, but I didn't have anything to do with it!

And where did a bear get an internet connection up here, anyway?

Something's going on, I tell you!

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How close was your neighbor to that bear? Hope he was packin' a Ruger Alaskan in .454!

Michael Bane said...

WAY WAY TOO CLOSE...and UNARMED...

Remember, this is Boulder County, where all the animals are like Bambi...

mb

Eric said...

Michael,

If you have any sense of justice, go find that bear's porch and piss all over it. It's up to you to set the tone...

E

Anonymous said...

It's a black bear for crynn-out-loud. Sick Alf the Wonder Dog and Cleo on him, then chase'm down the hill on your new mountain bike. yee-haw!!

Michael Bane said...

Eric;
You're 100% right! On the hiking trail behind my house, there's an aspen tree he and his buddies claw up every spring...next hike, I'm gonna mark it myself! That'll show 'em! Enough of this nature crap — it's time to stake out some turf!

At least, until the Germans get here with their Porsche Cayennes...

mb

Anonymous said...

"And where did a bear get an internet connection up here, anyway?"

Wi-Fi?

p.s. you need to update your daybyday links.